I was born at a very young age.
The Cool Folks

animmalcrossing:

airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?

me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

me: but i am

*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?

me: i dont know its a surprise!! 

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delreys:

when you need a credit card to join a “free” site

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The Republicans did not win the midterm election in November.

The Democrats lost that election because voter turnout was abysmally low, and millions of working people, minorities and young people gave up on politics as usual and stayed home.

cartoonpolitics:
“  “Today’s Republican Party…is an insurgent outlier. It has become ideologically extreme; contemptuous of the inherited social and economic policy regime; scornful of compromise; unpersuaded by conventional understanding of facts,...

cartoonpolitics:

“Today’s Republican Party…is an insurgent outlier. It has become ideologically extreme; contemptuous of the inherited social and economic policy regime; scornful of compromise; unpersuaded by conventional understanding of facts, evidence, and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition, all but declaring war on the government.“ .. (Thomas Mann)

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republicanidiots:

lollipopcrumbs:

In what way is the NFL not for profit? If they paid their fair share of taxes, imagine that number.

But we do it all the time:

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holesinthefoam:

Miracle or not? You make the call… :P

http://goo.gl/g6Jt3q

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