Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
These literally never get old.
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are you really bisexual?
Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course
omg can I please?
that sounds fun
Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout
If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.
I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.
Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze
Oh, and the Haunted Trans-ion.
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I love this.
no matter what you say you cant stop me from shipping starbok x hypster
I miss this.
someone bring pokemon fusions back
Chanchoke and Odd Squad did it for me
be strong for mother
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BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S
Post of the year 2K14
Okay seriously though, that fandom gets so out of hand and just sounds so stupid like it legitimately hurts to listen to them
The fangirls were unleashed. The fangirls were tamed.
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of course fox news was complaining about youtubers interviewing the president
GloZell asks the President about normalizing relations with Cuba, systemic racism in the American justice system, and marriage equality.
Fox News makes jokes about real people who have developed real audiences without buying space on cable TV; criticizes President’s suit; wonders if maybe Tom Brady played with deflated balls in game of catch.
NEXT ON FOX NEWS: BIZARRE INTERVIEW INCLUDES QUESTIONS, ANSWERS.
Once again, Fox News getting
B T F O
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